This past weekend embodied pretty much everything I love about watching football. The two games I watched during the day were Denver’s last-minute victory over the Vikings, and Green Bay’s last-minute win over the Giants. Though the games were different as can be in terms of style of play, both had high-scoring outcomes in doubt until the final seconds, both had exciting plays, and both had both heroic moments and colossal blunders. I’ll put the snark aside for at least one paragraph and just say that I like watching sports and Sunday was why.
Now that that’s taken care of, on to the bad puns, the picks, the stupid nicknames, and the jokes about Tim Tebow’s white steed of Warrior-Christian Justice.
I went 8-8 this week, which reminded me of this band. Mediocre 90s skate-punk!